omegaoni77

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is;
Talk to corporate! (like a boss)
Approve memos! (like a boss)
Lead a workshop! (like a boss)
Remember birthdays! (like a boss)
Direct workflow! (like a boss)
My own bathroom! (like a boss)
Micro manage! (like a boss)
Promote synergy! (like a boss)
Hit on Debra! (like a boss)
Get rejected! (like a boss)
Swallow sadness! (like a boss)
Send some faxes! (like a boss)
Call a sex line! (like a boss)
Cry deeply! (like a boss)
Demand a refund! (like a boss)
Eat a bagel! (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit! (like a boss)
No promotion! (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka! (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Buy a gun! (like a boss)
In my mouth! (like a boss)
Fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out!!! (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk! (like a boss)
Jump out the window! (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick! (like a boss)
Score some coke! (like a boss)
Crash my car! (like a boss)
Suck my own dick! (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips! (like a boss)
Chop my balls off! (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer! (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish! (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out! (like a boss)
Turn into a jet! (like a boss)
Bomb the Russian's! (like a boss)
Crash into the sun! (like a boss)
Now I'm dead! (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah.
And I think that at uh, one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
I'm pretty sure you did
Naw that ain't me,
Ok well, thank you this has really been an eye-opener for me
I'm da boss
Yeah I get that you said it like 400 times already
I'm da boss
Ok I know shut up already
I'm da boss

LIKE A BOSS
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robot minon-
weird bird thing that stalks me-
sister-
best DA friend-
friend-
bleeding rainbows from the god damn face-
nemesis-
one of the most agreeable people on this site-
member of the doge pack-
best friend of my friend-
random guy who visited my profile then proceeded to get rickrolled by me-
awesome creator of super galactic fox who visited my profile -
santa raccoon that stalks me-
brethren-
great artist-
jeff fangirl who also likes animals-
i hardly know who you are but i suppose as long as your nice your ok-
undead minon (RP)-
my pet-
mah big bro-
barrel-
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EVERYTHING THAT DESCRIBES ME!!!
in a nutshell and
if you are one of my haters then:

Because what we do to haters is


I VVANT TO RIDE A ROFL COPTER TO PLANET LLAMA


how i act:
i have rapid mood swings and personality disorder
so please read on

1. creepy stalker type

2. psychopathic

3. batshit serious

4. pervert

5. random

6. blood-thristy

7. pure evil (never talk to me when i'm like this, it won't end well!)

8. regular

9. inhuman

10. indifferent





"This Is MADNESS!"
"This Is SPARTA!!"
"No... This Is MAN BRA!!"
"WTF?!"
*LE GASP* "How Did You Know!?"
"Hey There, Soldier Boy! Wanna Let Me Sharpen Your Shovel?"
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"Now THAT'S Messed Up..."
"VOMIT!"
"LOL!"
"LOL!"
"Hudda Hudda Hurr!!!"
"Hudda Hudda Hurr!!!"
....?
"Hurr Hudda Huuuurrr!"
"Huuuuuuurrr... HA HA HA HAAR!"
"HUDDA HUDDA HUURRR!!"
....
"What Are They Yammerin About?"
"SANDVICH!!"
"No, Not Sandwich! SPARTA!!!"
"Hudda Hudda Huh!!!"
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"HA HA HA HAAAAAA!"
"HURR!! HUDDAH!!!"
"AH HA HA! OOH HA HA!! That Is GROSS!"
"No, It's SPARTA!"
"No, It's MADNESS!"
"NO U!"
"MAGGOTS!" "Cry harder. Your tears will water my delight." "JAAAAARATEEE!!"
"GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
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"Yeah, That Was Easy."
"What Was The Point Of This Madness?"
"I've Got A Jar Of Dirt."
"I've Got A Jar Of PEE! Want Some?"
"Ewww...."
"AH HA HA HA HAAAAAA!! *Snort*
"Someone Needs His Pills."
"Yep."
"PEEEEEEELLZ, HERE!"
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???!!!"
"HEY... What Do You Mean By 'You People'?"
"This Guy Kinda Gives Me The Creeps."
"You Think?"
"I WILL EAT YOU!"
"No... I Will Eat YOU."
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"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH1!!!!"
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